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hahah brick!

There is a father and he has three daughters

The oldest daughter comes upwards to him and asks, "Dad, why is my name Lily?"

The father responds, "because when you were born, a Lily fell on your caput."

And so the second oldest daughter comes up and asks, "dad, why is my name Daisy?"

The father responds, "considering when you were born, a daisy fell on your head."

Then the youngest daughter comes upwardly and says, "Muuughmmmummphhhhhh"

"Close up, Brick!"

"..A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news..'"

"This remind me of a hilarious joke. A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news.'
'What are the bad news?' asks the patient.
'You lot only have 24 hours to live.' replies the doctor.
'Oh my, that'south terrible! What could possibly be worse than that?!'
'Well, I've been trying to contact y'all since yesterday...!'
Haha! Always knocks em out!"

- The Joker on The Batman cartoon.

maternity ward

A woman and her husband are in the maternity ward where the adult female is giving birth. As shortly as the baby comes out the doctor grabs information technology and starts flailing it around beating it on the tabular array and walls. 10 seconds later every bit couple is freaking out he stops and says "Haha, Just kidding. It was already dead."

How did the hour and infinitesimal easily of the clock go cancer?

Second hand smoking!

My own joke that I've been meaning to put upwards for a while. Fourth dimension to run across how it goes haha.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves!

Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened information technology nevertheless.

What goes HAHAHAHATHUMP?

A man laughing his head off!

Sorry haha

What practise yous call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gilded haha

Do you know why God created atheists?

Haha. Good ane.

I love eating German language sausage....

merely it e'er gives me the wurst farts.
HA HA HAHA Ha....ha....^ha ^ha^ha......^i'llshowmyselfout

My coworker was eating an water ice cream cone on her lunch intermission when she caught me staring at her

"Hey what's up?" she said

"Oh nothing.. It's only that I desire to ask for something just I'm agape you'll misunderstand me." I replied

"Haha don't worry, I won't." She said reassuringly

"I wanna lick it." I said

She quickly extends the water ice foam cone to me, to which I said:

"I knew you'd misunderstand."

What do you call a girl who doesn't give accident jobs?

You don't telephone call her. ^haha

You can explore haha hahahaha reddit ane liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and yous will sympathise what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens tin tell them clean haha yeah dad jokes. There are also haha puns for kids, 5 yr olds, boys and girls.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That subsequently 200 years, a yogurt tin can actually build a community.

Haha, happy belatedly fourth of July.

What exercise yous get when you lookout a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Help! I take food stuck in my pharynx!

Haha, but choking!

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha become information technology?)

What do you call a Korean with a domestic dog?

...vegetarian.

For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

Why is gigabit internet skillful for you?

Because it'south loftier in fiber!

haha, I'll show myself out...

I was talking to a radical feminist the other day.

Haha no, could you imagine?

A Grek and an Italian go into a eatery

Who pays?
The High german.
Haha

A dad buys a prevarication detector robot that slaps you lot if y'all lie.

Dad: Son, where were y'all at school hours?

Son: At school.

The robot slaps the son

Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda!

The robot slaps his son over again.

Son: Okay I was watching tearing movies!

Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies!

The robot slaps the dad.

Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son.

The robot slaps the mom...

How do cows practice math?

A cow-culator.

haha haha ha ... ok, I'll go out.

What's the divergence between a capitalist society and a communist club?

In a backer society, the rich man lives in a marble palace, the poor gathered around him. He shouts to them "Haha, suckers!"

In a communist society it's the verbal same thing, except the rich human is shouting "We're suffering together!"

"Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?"

"Haha y'all can't fool me once more, dad. A chair!"

"Not this time. Our domestic dog died."

"How old is your girlfriend?" "She's52"

"Haha, dude, she could be your mom!"

"Yeah, actually information technology'due south yours"

if y'all added the letters S and E to the X files

it would be the 10-ES Files. haha excess files. manner too many files lol

Why must aspiring ninjas study the periodic table?

To master the element of surprise! - haha happy Sat 🙂

I was walking down the road when I saw 4 guys chirapsia one other guy, and then past natural instinct I decided to aid

Haha, he couldn't stand up a chance confronting all five of the states.

A mother comes dorsum home...

...and her son rushes to the door and tells her: "Mom, hurry up, dad has hanged himself in the sleeping room!". The female parent sprints to the sleeping room but the room is all clear and there is no 1 there. The male child laughs and says "Haha April Fools! He hanged himself in the kitchen"

So I met my girlfriend the other 24-hour interval

april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......

I in one case fabricated a man cry only by singing

He thought my rendition of "your wife is dead haha" was beautiful

The word queue does't have 4 silent letters...

They are just waiting their turn.

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oh haha didN't realise this got and so many upvotes thanks guys :D is there a way to edit the title for the spelling fault?

Laughing scale

Ha – Mildly amusing

Haha – Funny

Hahaha – Sarcastic laugh

Hahahaha – Stayin alive

I asked my Dad if we can go to seaworld...

He said that simply if nosotros go to A-Earth or B-World get-go.

This really happened haha

Have yous heard of the rapper showing off cryptocurrency?

He calls himself blockchainz.

PS. Please exist forviging. Haha!

A lawyer dies and goes to sky.

Haha just kidding.

A dad joke

"Dad I'm hungry."

"Hello hungry, I'm dead."

"Haha, you mean dad."

"No. I have inoperable brain cancer."

"...wha-"

"I've been waiting for the right moment to tell you."

Wow, I haven't showered since last yr!

Haha proficient 1, only it'due south just New year's Eve

I know...

Where practise bees catch their motorbus?

At the fizz stop. Haha

ME: Siri, what fourth dimension is it?

ALEXA: Who is Siri?

ME: Haha Alexa, I meant Alexa

ALEXA: Ok simply who is Siri?

ME:...

ALEXA: Playing "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood

Waiter: What else can I get for the lovely couple?

Daughter: Oh gosh, haha no, we're just friends.

Guy: You can become united states two checks.

Girl: Excuse me?

Guy: As well delight don't forget she had 2 soda refills, I know you guys charge extra.

A blind man walks into a bar...

A blind man walks into a bar, without know its a lesbian bar, and says to the bartender:

"I have the earth's all-time blonde joke. You wanna hear it?"

The bartender says "Hey, only so you know, I'm the world champion in wrestling. The daughter next to you is the world champion in taekwondo and that girl over there is the world champion in kickboxing, and we're all blonde. Are you lot sure you still want to tell that joke?"

The guy replies "Haha, no cheers. I don't really feel like explaining the joke iii times over."

Ha - mildly amusing

Haha - laughing

Hahaha - saracstic laughing

Hahahaha - Staying Alive

A very aeroplane joke

Pilot: Nosotros are going to die.

Passengers: *starts freaking out*

Pilot: haha don't worry we volition all die one day.

Passengers: *sighs in relief*

Pilot: But we'll all probably die when we hitting that mount.

Mommy mommy! Daddy hanged himself in the living room!

*mom rushes to the living room*

Child: Haha! Apr fools! He did it in the attic!

Penguin is having some car trouble and so he drops it off at the auto repair shop

Mechanic tells him it might take a while, so the penguin goes down the street to the water ice cream store to laissez passer the fourth dimension.

When he returns to the repair shop, the mechanic comes out and says, "It looks like you just blew a seal."

The penguin gets an initial horrified look on his face and then laughs, replying "oh, no, haha, that's just ice cream on my chin."

I went to college in Hawaii and

While I was jogging on the embankment one 24-hour interval, I saw a human in the distance drowning !
He was waving his arms screaming:
Helllppppp.... *Shark* ... please... hellllpppppp

And and then I started laughing, haha, crusade I knew that that shark wasn't going to assist him

It'south impossible for the knuckle of your band finger and the knuckle of your index finger to bear on while giving the bird

Haha. I only made you lot flick yourself off.

"Honey, do you feel fat?"

"Yes, I do!"

"It'southward okay."

\*Rubs her breadbasket\*

"I feel it too! haha."

Rape isn't funny...

Unless y'all're raping a clown! Haha!

...The real joke is in 10 years imma get fired for this post

My wife left me because I'k too paranoid.

Haha

If you add Due south to EX files...

You get EX-S files. Get it? Excess files haha

Medico, on a calibration of 1 to 10, how bad is this tumor?

Md: "I'd say information technology's be-nine."

Patient: "Hahaha"

Doc: "Hahahaha"

Patient: "Haha"

Medico: "You lot accept a month to alive."

A lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie...

A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you lot if y'all lie.

Dad: Son, where were y'all at school hours?
Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda! The robot slaps his son once again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your historic period I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad.
Mom: Haha, afterward all, he is your son. The robot slaps the mom...

Two siblings, a male child and a girl opens their Christmas presents

The boy received a football hat while the girl received a wonderful gilt necklace.

The next year, the male child received a puzzle and the girl received an new wardrobe full of clothes.

And the next year again, the boy finds out he got a inexpensive chinese telephone while his sister received an iPhone X.

So this twelvemonth, later the opening, the girl says: "Haha! mom and dad loves me more!"

The boy replies: "Haha! I don't have a tumor"

A doctor comes out to the motherhood ward waiting room holding a newborn babe and suddenly drops him to the floor.

Seeing the begetter'southward shocked confront, he laughs and says: "Haha, got you lot. Don't worry, he was born dead".

Where does a comedian written report?

Ha ha ha ha haha ha-Harvard

April Fools!

girl: babe I'm meaning you're the begetter

guy: tin can't fool me information technology'south April's Fools Day!

girl: haha! got me! you lot're not the father

A man named Rick went shirt shopping with his wife and asked her:

\- What size should I choice?

\- Option L, Rick.

Haha that's the funniest due south\*\*t I've ever seen.

Why are animals so primitive?

They don't desire to ever attain a petabyte.

^((Haha PETA bad))

My iv yr old daughter told me the joke today. Knock knock, who'south there? Dinosaurp, Dinosaurp who?

Haha you said dinosaur poo.

What goes hahaha -'bonk'?

A human being laughing his caput off

They all laughed when I said I was going into comedy

Haha, they're not laughing now!

We went out on a date

Me: I slay werewolves for a living.

Date: Haha, ever joking around. Anyhow, I read that tweet y'all sent to me, it was and so funny, I howled!

Me: *Unsheathing silver cutlass* You What??

There are lots of famous Mayas, like Maya Rudolph, etc.

My favorites are Maya Hee, Maya Hoo, and Maya Haha

Grandpa: what has four legs but isn't alive?

Little Timmy: haha it's a chair prissy attempt gra-

Grandpa:it'due south your dog Timmy he's expressionless

Picked upwards a hitchhiker last dark.

He asked me "How practise you know I'm not a series killer?"

I responded "Haha! What are the chances in that location'd be 2 serial killers in 1 car at the aforementioned time?"

Because it's my Cake Day, I'll tell you a cake joke my little blood brother (10) told me

It'due south a Dutch joke but I'll endeavor to explain

And so I had made a block recently, and it just stood in that location on the table. And so my little brother comes up to me and says; 'Kijk daar!' (Look over there) while pointing at the block. And then when I looked at it he says; 'haha je keek' (haha you looked)

Keek = looked but information technology is pronounced as cake

A joke as told to me verbatim by my 4yo son: What'south a Skeleton'due south favorite instrument to play?

A TromBONE!
Haha, Go information technology, Daddy? Considering skeletons are made out of *BONES!* HA HA HA!

Me: DOOT DOOT!!

Yous should never trust your assurance.

Because they're nuts. haha see what i did there?

Teacher: You should launder your face in the morning

"I can tell what you had for breakfast. You ate scrambled eggs"

Student; "Haha, you're wrong, sir. I ate eggs yesterday".

It's my cake 24-hour interval.. why couldn't the Teddy Conduct finish his cake?

He was already stuffed!!
Haha
Sorry it'south so cheese.

What do turtles say to themselves to calm down?

My 7 yr old: dad, I made up a joke and it's really funny.
Me: ok hit me.
Her: what practise turtles say to themselves to calm down?
Me: mmm I dunno, what?
Her: in through your olfactory organ, out through your butt.
Me: …
Her: …
Me: …
Her: turtles exhale through their butts, dad.
Me: oh! Haha nice 1. Wow. You're smart.

A horse walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "Why the long f--" when suddenly the horse cuts him off.

"I've heard that a million times. 'Why the long face, haha!" I hear that everywhere I get."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," says the bartender. "Other than that, how's your

life?"

The horse responds with, "Stable."

What do you lot call a gang of ghosts?

A hauntourage ~

happy spooky season haha

what did the man with no easily go for christmas?

gloves.

haha just kidding he hasnt even opened his nowadays however

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